Jakey is now #famous in our part of the world. Locals want updates and videos and pictures and stories. The WORST thing of all is that everyone of them have asked where they can buy a crow from. Whaaaaaaaat? Buy a dying baby crow and rear it? Maybe I’ve missed something there. Anyways. The TRUTH… Read More The Truth about Living With a Rescued Crow!
This is my favourite Adele song/video. But Shirley has MY heart. The ADHD has truly kicked in full. WTF is this walking into a room to do/get something and then standing there for ages thinking – Why am I here? What was I going to do? Why is the J.Edgar Hoover still blocking access to… Read More Rolling In The Deep : Adele vs Shirley
I’m a Jungian by nature. This mind here understands his work and Especially his work on the shadow. It’s something we all carry. That DARK Other. Many will see much of what I post as EVIL and bitchy. Some (hopefully) will see it as MY chance to reach out to others and prepare them for… Read More Why Sigma Empaths Can Use Their Dark Side For Good And Evil
Take this or leave this. Your choice. We have arrived at a time when we NEED to bridge from the same old/same old to the NEW. Who is going to build those bridges? The Government? The Church? The Banks? The WHO? NATO? The UN? The worldwide oligarchs? Or the simple people? The people like you… Read More Bridge Over the River Kwai : Building Bridges
Cleaning the Naafi loos at Longmoor. Tell me why I HATED MONDAYS. A whole weekend of lads doing what they do in the loo! We even had boot prints on a ceiling 12ft high. Talking of high – bleach fumes can send one a bit fizzy after the first gallon. FACT!
Lennox, son. Lennox. And the album that I tortured you with was Diva. Mmmm. We are in need of about £30,000. The hole in the roof has had babies. They are now Holes – plural. And we’ve run out of buckets. C’est la vie. Que sera, sera. I saw Annie and Dave live in a… Read More Annie Something – As the Boy Called Her
I post about Napoleon wanting World Domination and then … Venus Rose again!
Vinnie Jones. the hard man of football. Back in the day when men were men and not a running advert for hair products. I thought that the best thing Vinnie did was appearing in Lock, Stock and then Snatch. I was wrong. This advert is uber-brilliant. Also the rest of the vids. In my humble… Read More Stayin’ Alive
Words on Stream……I’ll bow out if needed. Everyone hates an anagram freak with attitude :o) Scott is a good person who needs help to grow his work. Please & Thank You.
Fool! God’s Honest Truth – the only time I have EVER played poker was in a villa in the hills above Marbella with my employers and their fam. I had no effing idea what to do. So I blagged. Apparently – when I laid my cards down I’d been dealt a Royal Flush. I was… Read More The PLAYER Got PLAYED
I-ran Mmmn. In Europe we say E-Rahn. We have Iranian(E-rain-ian) friends. Fact! And Moscow has nothing to do with cows. It’s Mos – Co. A bit of an LLC for mos? Never mind. I live in MY own weird world and it’s great. I RAN – No Shit, Sherlock. Back at ya
Yes. I’ve been doing this History crap for a long time. I’ve privated much of it. The public stuff is now being deleted if I don’t give in to Highway Robbery. Stand & Deliver…Your money or your 13 years of faith and trust. Enter an Ant :o)
Yup. WordPress are scrubbing everything I’ve done since 2018 unless I pay them $180. I have about £3 in loose change in my coat pocket. A donation would be appreciated. Please and Thank you. Paypal : keeperofthecrystalspring@gmail.com. Please (?)
KylieSweetieDoll & Michael Hutchence? That happened. He was her Better The Devil You Know. As for Gary & Tony. They had big dreams of the SweetieDoll. BIG dreams! P.S. A running joke throughout the MenBehavingBadly was teeny tiny KylieBabe.
Gift horse? Mouth? This just showed up. Like I’m NOT gonna use it ? :o) Oooh. Antiquitech. Old World Structures. Mudflood. Charles Dickens. Total Piffle and Poof. And WHO do I follow and believe next? Oh. Oh. My twin is about to ban me. She’s a ghost, murdered by yt troothers. Eeeeeek! Quis est iste… Read More The Secrets of Temple Church | Home of the Knights Templar
And one for all. The Three/Four Musketeers. I grew up with this vibe. Dumas. All for one & one for all. So ANCIENT History now. Sadly. Today is All 4 Me & Just $4 Me :o( BTW and Did you know : Alexandre Dumas was mullatos. One black parent. One white parent. Shock.Shock.Horror.Horror. My ward… Read More I Swear : All-4-One
When the eldest asked for some good film recommendations he got some from me and some from his father. I went all classic with Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, A Street Car Named Desire, The Shining, Cool Hand Luke, Psycho etc As for the other side…Rambo, Midnight Express, Papillion, Terminator, Bridge Over the River Kwai etc.… Read More Rosebud : ELO
I will admit that I’m the worst at this stuff. I’ll grab whatever is handy and fling it on for daily around the house stuff. I’m also guilty of sometimes having a floor-drobe as opposed to a wardrobe. Time is short and I’m usually thinking through this day’s jobs – the getting dressed bit is… Read More The Art of Dressing in the 14th Century
2 4 6 8 Motorway. Drive my truck midway to the motorway stationFairlane cruiser coming up on the left hand sideHeadlight shining, driving rain on the window frameLittle young Lady Stardust hitching a ride… and it’s2-4-6-8 ain’t never too lateMe and my radio truckin’ on thru the night3-5-7-9 on a double white lineMotorway sun coming… Read More Heads Up : Tomorrow is 2/2/22 : 33rd Day of the Year!
We’re not actually because the back-tracking has already started. The excuses, the denials, the claims of ignorance etc. Certain people are and more WILL BE forced to explain their actions over the past few years. This will be very colourful and imaginative, methinks. I was so invested in a live chat the other day about… Read More We’re ALL DOOMED…
On the bones of my arse – as the saying goes :o) Please – if anyone can help me and my family with a small contribution it would be so very appreciated. Thanks. My email : gretabrookesauthor@gmail.com Contributions via Paypal : keeperofthecrystalspring@gmail.com Slàinte Mhath x
So I get a phone call. Himself and his oppo may be out all night in Storm Malik picking up the pieces. “We’re starving and have no time to stop and buy food. I’ll be passing the house soon. Can you fix us something? Please.” I cooked a ham yesterday so they have ham and… Read More Red Cross Food Parcel & The 7 Minute Boiled Egg
No offence intended to Dr. Kat. The fact that I watch her means that I have respect for her knowledge of our “history.” But – there are certain subjects that totally get my Dander Up! Erzsébet Báthori is one of them. She is, to me, in the same MS History mould as Vlad the Impaler… Read More Back With The Blood Countess : For the Millionth Time!
Yes. I did…..and still do (?) have a bit of a crush on David Essex. I’ve always known that he was of Gypsy (Irish Traveller) descent. He never made a secret of it. But – as he has grown older, he’s come to appreciate his heritage more and more. Like I have. I know him… Read More David Essex : Teenage Crush Fess
I’m not a Catholic but even I know what this means. Oh, What a Circus…send in the Clowns. Ooops. Sorry. THEY’RE HERE My ADHD might be on Meth today. Or just OTT because I left the Circus to be a Housewife aka Troll :o)
WTF? The nettles in MY garden have been seen (and felt) to grow 6ft tall. The bastards bite my ears! Bane of my gardening life. Effing killer nettles :o( I grew up with this simple cure for nettle stings. FIND A DOCK LEAF. Simples :o)
I have a Girl Monday…Man Friday be not wanted :o) My girl Monday has been with this house for almost 20 years. We decided to inherit her from the previous owners in 2008. Apart from a sabbatical of a couple of years when our life went all Neil de Grasse Tyson – pear-shaped – she… Read More Man Friday vs Girl Monday
OK. Trust a child to put you in your place. I played my son Vincent Price reading Ozymandias and he said MEMNON. Ya. OK, son. In the desert, the statue of Rameses II. Ha – said I. You know that from Breaking Bad. No, Mother. From Watchmen. That shut me up :o( So – being… Read More Memnon/Breaking Bad/Brien & Shelley
Someone unbearable who has been even more banned and trolled than me is CRUSHING ! Wow. Although I’m exactly one foot shorter than him, American, blue-eyed, a comedian and all round good egg. we could’ve been twins in a former life. Siblings. Nothing More :o) Autumn is here and I NEED to prune my mad… Read More Thorn in My Side
Sorry. Ken first then Alan. Tomorrow I may have time to watch the Welshies and Alan. I’ll post the latest video here today to remind myself tomorrow & Tomorrow & TOMORROW. Effing Macbeth. Effing KenBran…schwoon :o)
WIKI : SS This NEW daily stupid is exactly the same as the old daily stupid. Then it was Loo Roll, now it is Petrol. Mine. Gimme. All Mine. Grabby Vibe. Our three local garages were meant to get tanker deliveries yesterday and today…Not happened. Everyone is getting slightly fraught and bad-mouthed. I need effing… Read More Lowering the Tone : ShitSticks
I’m being CLAN stalked by Scots/Jocks/Horrible and MAD People. Help? :o)
This family is the living embodiment of the above Tennyson quote. Please watch and support them. They are awesome with a capital AWE :o) Thank you x
Enough said. Water under the bridge. Endex. Himself is over 50 and has had both a colonoscopy and THAT P.word exam. I’m a girl and I laughed out loud. Four pregnancies. Two live births. Yearly Cervical Scans. A cervical cancer scare. The laser and then a camera going places I DID NOT need to see… Read More Stoned, Science, Sympathy : ZERO Respect, Guys
I love Bradley Walsh. He’s a natural giggler. Reminds me of younger brother who has the most infectious giggle ever. DR + DR+ Brad P.S. I used to be half in love with Paul McGann, The Monocled Mutineer. Ooops. DO NOT LAUGH HERE! Verboten. Interdit. Forbidden.
Literally and metaphorically :o) I’m on Day 2 with a horrible pain in the back of my neck, caused by tossing and turning all night, me thinks in my self-diagnosis. When we went to Singapore a few years back, the flight back to Dubai was late so I went shopping in the airport and ended… Read More Pain in the Neck!
There is ALWAYS someone more deranged and out of control than me :o)
Uncontrolled Historian 