We had a guest for tea last night.

Not often a guest dictates the menu but he demanded Bangers/Mash/Onion Gravy.

I delivered.

I so love those around the table conversations. So me and guest somehow got talking about Bottom Live Off Script.

And then how he’d been given a free ticket to see Ade Edmondson live recently but didn’t go. Apparently the audience was about 80 people and Ade took them all (audience) to the pub for a “thank you for showing up” bash.

Oh. And same guest is now my local free manure contact. He has pigs, horses and chickens.

Can’t make this MANURE up.

I found the railway station!


“F-king Hell. A line from the play!”