It’s been about 6 years since we’ve had enough money to get the damned “smart” meter out of the red and into the black but the recent £66 per month EON energy cash supplements have us back in credit. A whole £3.10p.


The ?smart? meter is hooked up to the stables and pig-sty but only the pig-sty was fully renovated. With a state of the art sound system that could run from a computer.

Oh My Giddy Aunt. We had some glorious parties in there. With such a diverse music track.

This one always got every single person boogying inside and out. Up and down the orchard, round the veg patch, on the patio. Whether they wanted to or not.

Side Note : Mambo No.5 always brings a certain youtube content creator to mind. As he, himself. admitted in the clip from Monty Python’s Holy Grail. So many women. Poor man. Must be exhausted or poxed.


Another “dare you to sit still” song up next. God help the innocent and staid whenever it’s played in the local Tesco.