I’ve cracked our lawn destroyer mystery.

Photos were taken and shown to friends who are twenty-eleventh generation countrymen and not a one of them could say, for sure, what had done this complete and mindless destruction of Himself’s swathes.

As Ariadne Oliver always says to Poirot : You need a WOMAN in charge of Scotland Yard. Women KNOW.

Oh. Sorry Agatha. We did that. She was called Cressida DICK.

Anyway and by-the-by.

I HAVE SOLVED THIS MYSTERY.

Wombles.

Bang to rights.

Bloody Nora – I’m good at this Mystery stuff :o)

Womble Movie – Child Friendly.

X-Rated Wombles