I’ve cracked our lawn destroyer mystery.
Photos were taken and shown to friends who are twenty-eleventh generation countrymen and not a one of them could say, for sure, what had done this complete and mindless destruction of Himself’s swathes.
As Ariadne Oliver always says to Poirot : You need a WOMAN in charge of Scotland Yard. Women KNOW.
Oh. Sorry Agatha. We did that. She was called Cressida DICK.
Anyway and by-the-by.
I HAVE SOLVED THIS MYSTERY.
Wombles.
Bang to rights.
Bloody Nora – I’m good at this Mystery stuff :o)
Womble Movie – Child Friendly.
X-Rated Wombles