Monday morning.

Spring has sprung,

The grass has riz,

I wonder where that damned hose iz.

Himself and a son have been down the poo mines just now.

Heave the drain cover off. Get the hose and SHOVE IT UP THERE.

The man of the house came back in and told me that he’d just met an old friend. He’d waved it goodbye as it joined the main sewerage system.

Hey. Shit happens. About once every season.

Happy Monday :o)