I heard about this a couple of days ago via the men in my house.

Sad, thought I, but my question was WhyTF did the paper print THAT article?

OK. Motorgob Clarkson is in the shit again. Nothing new there. But…..!

WHY is the t’internet now INSISTING that the parting of ways has SweetFannyNothing to do with JC dissing Megan the Sparkle?

I’m confused. I just want to watch the next series of Clarkson’s Farm and not some coked up, randy, sexually explicit “reality” TV show about peeps wanting a public leg over on telly for money.

So there!

I’ve said my piece.