This is weird.

The chalk paint I ordered, which was meant to be delivered next Wednesday, has just arrived.

The paintbrushes I ordered, which were meant to be delivered yesterday, are still not here.

The plumber who has come to fix our 2 broken toilets arrived 2 hours early. Unlike the last one who never came back to do the job.

What’s happeneing?

Aaaargh. It’s opposite day here.