Less than a handful of years ago this song was regularly played in our local Supermarket.

D – once the landlady of the village pub (best landlady I’ve EVER known) but since then a Tesco employee, and I ALWAYS connected via this tune.

Jackie, she’d say. NOW It’s Christmas.

I’d reply (but usually mess it up which she loved me more for)…..

You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last


P.S. Love Kirsty. Bless her!