I call it selfish. Just because you’ve got BIGGER everything, that doesn’t mean you can take over this “pissy little island.”
Newcastle is…sorry…WAS hard as the coal it spent centuries digging out of the ground.
THIS IS…sorry…WAS NEWCASTLE ;
Now the place has gone all FAT BASTARD and FastFood American.
Eeh, lads. Wunce ahpun ah teem, a pint of Newcky Broon an’ah meat ‘n’ tattie pie was th’norm. Gan canny, luhvely.
BFF lives just north of Newcastle. The land of Harry Hotspur and bangin’heids. Even the Scots respected him!