I LOVE MY BACKWARDS (retard?) COUNTRY

I love my country.

Yes. We are ALL weirdos. We thrive on being ECCENTRIC/STRANGE/SUBNORMAL (?!)

We drive on the WRONG right side of the road.

We have accents that are inpenetrable.

We eat ACTUAL REAL food.

We have roundabouts/manual cars/butchers/bakers/candlestick makers….OLD BUILDINGS that are NOT Tartarian.

We also have WEATHER. Lots of weather. Every day is different.

And we all speak like the Queen/King….ergo we are ALL the prototype Villain.

And WE USE TOO MANY LETTERS IN OUR WORDS.

So why the heckity heck would any US of American EVER want to come here? We don’t even speak ENGLISH.

:o)

I know. Roundabouts are a tool of Satan. Just get over yourself and use forward observation :o)


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