My morning mug of coffee came with a full-on rant that ended with – and I’m NOT talking to you.

OK. No idea what I did to earn that but I’ll take it!!!

A couple of hours later I get a phone call….

Hello, says I.

I’m NOT talking to you, says he.

OK, says I. Bye.

And I hung up.

The phone rang again – Yeah. Bloody hilarious aren’t you…….beeeeeeep.

Sent to Coventry? Somewhere near Birmingham en route to South Wales from here.