My morning mug of coffee came with a full-on rant that ended with – and I’m NOT talking to you.
OK. No idea what I did to earn that but I’ll take it!!!
A couple of hours later I get a phone call….
Hello, says I.
I’m NOT talking to you, says he.
OK, says I. Bye.
And I hung up.
The phone rang again – Yeah. Bloody hilarious aren’t you…….beeeeeeep.
Sent to Coventry? Somewhere near Birmingham en route to South Wales from here.