Despite starting work when I was 11. Never having been sacked or investigated or criminally recorded in these past 500 years (give or take) – it’s very humbling to find out that you are … UNEMPLOYABLE.

Everything is a piece of paper now. Or a computer data output.

We seem to be living in a place where absolute honesty is NOT VALID without a “record” to back up your claims. Heck. I’ve lived in 22 different homes in my life. Like I’ve managed to keep every single piece of paper ever owned.

Much like burglars upping your home content insurance. Or illegal drivers having accidents in stolen cars without tax or insurance and bumping up your car insurance.

When did this life switch to “It Pays To Be Bad” ? ? ?