Nah. Living on the edge here :o)

I’ve got me a brand new slow-cooker. £37.99p against £600 for oil? No contest.

Today I decided on a ham/gammon joint, on high, in the crock. A touch of chicken stock. A press of a button.

We also have Dijon Mustard Mash potatoes and Sweetheart cabbage with butter and about 3 tons of pepper.

I HATE Coke.

The last time I wilfully drank a whole can of it was on the ferry from Dover to Calais. It cures my seasickness. Nope. I lie. I had some last week. It also cures heartburn.

Ham and coke? MAPLE SYRUP? Just the thought makes my teeth want to fall out!

And y’all think I’m weird?