He’s the most famous writer in the history of History.

But he could hardly write.

I’m on the trail of the Phoenix and the Turtle. A clue into a deep mystery of history.

It’s the story of a woman (Phoenix) and a man (Turtle-Dove) who have a purely platonic relationship and both die in the flames to give birth to something everlasting.

And No. I don’t quite understand it yet but an illiterate usurer from Warwickshire did NOT write this.

In my humble opinion.