Don’t be a Silly Simon.

YES. They are real. I saw a mermaid skeleton on FEB once. And THAT is TRUTH (!???!)

Seriously though.

Puhlease. Mermaids are about as real as the Scottish Highlands being PRIME real estate before some kind of reset. ALL mountains are melted buildings………..!

P.S. I have a tourist trinket statue of the Danish Little Mermaid on the rock, bought in Copenhagen by Himself.

Noice :o)