I was told this morning that my Girl Monday rang here last night – in a pickle.

She was truly worried that I didn’t want her to come here every week.

I literally fell into the chair in astonishment.

Apparently – I have been distant and cold recently.

OK. Hands up. Yes.

But I love her to bits. When we get together we can destroy a male of the species in 3 seconds with a handful of words. Who’d not love a mate like that? ? ?

I need to apologise and explain. My bad. Not her’s.