F!RST time I went sailing in a dinghy was when I was 13. Story told. Mudflats etc

S£COND time was a proper sailing course in Gibraltar. I learned how to tack and miss that horizontal pole when it swung!!!

Shaken and not Stirred.

I HATE Vermouth. I HATE Martini. I’m not a huge fan of James Bond or Ian Fleming either.

I’m a great lover of olives though. Wherever traveller-in-crime and I travelled in Europe and the Middle East, I always had a whole bowl of olives to myself.

Result :o)

I have zero sophistication.