I’ve walked with cabbages & kings…OK – he was just a prince but his Dad was King of Abu Dhabi!

Maybe I was the cabbage ?

Way back in the misty mists : before children : I worked for the Abbey National Bank in Chichester. One day an irate nurse came in and demanded that I give her cash there and then in exchange for her pay check. I explained that cheques took 3 days to clear the banking system and could she come bac……..!!!

She trapped my fingers in the slidey thing as I handed her the cheque back and called me a FUCKING CABBAGE!

Yup. I’m the cABBAge. She said so. Must be true :o)