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Many an English town had a lane called Gropecunt Lane.

The image above. The three blue lines in the top right corner – the middle line was once called this.

WIKI :

London had several streets named Gropecunt Lane, including one in the parishes of St Pancras, Soper Lane and St Mary Colechurch, between Bordhawelane (bordello) and Puppekirty Lane (poke skirt)[25][26] near present-day Cheapside. First recorded in 1279 as Gropecontelane and Groppecountelane,[27][28] it was part of a collection of streets which appears to have survived as a small island of prostitution outside Southwark, where such activities were normally confined during the medieval period.[25]

The name was also used in other large medieval towns across England, including BristolYorkShrewsburyNewcastle upon TyneWorcesterHerefordSouthampton[29] and OxfordNorwich‘s Gropekuntelane (now Opie Street) was recorded in Latin as turpis vicus, the shameful street.[9] In 1230 Oxford’s Magpie Lane was known as Gropecunt Lane, renamed Grope or Grape Lane in the 13th century, and then Magpie Lane in the mid-17th century. It was again renamed in 1850 as Grove Street, before once again assuming the name Magpie Lane in the 20th century.[30] Newcastle and Worcester each had a Grope Lane close to their public quays.[31] In their 2001 study of medieval prostitution, using the Historic Towns Atlas as a source, historian Richard Holt and archaeologist Nigel Baker of the University of Birmingham studied sexually suggestive street names around England. They concluded that there was a close association between a street with the name Gropecunt Lane, which was almost always in the centre of town, and that town’s principal market-place or high street.[5] This correlation suggests that these streets not only provided for the sexual gratification of local men, but also for visiting stall-holders.[32]

Such trade may explain the relative uniformity of the name across the country.[32] Streets named Gropecunt Lane are recorded in several smaller market towns such as BanburyGlastonbury, and the city of Wells, where a street of that name existed in 1300, regularly mentioned in legal documents of the time.[9][27][33] Parsons Street in Banbury was first recorded as Gropecunt Lane in 1333, and may have been an important thoroughfare,[34] but by 1410 its name had been changed to Parsons Lane.[35] Grape Lane in Whitby may once have been Grope Lane, or Grapcunt Lane.[36] Gropecunte Lane in Glastonbury, later known as Grope lane, now St Benedicts Court, was recorded in 1290 and 1425.[37] A street called Grope Countelane existed in Shrewsbury as recently as 1561, connecting the town’s two principal marketplaces. At some date unrecorded the street was renamed Grope Lane, a name it has retained. In Thomas Phillips’ History and Antiquities of Shrewsbury (1799) the author is explicit in his understanding of the origin of the name as a place of “scandalous lewdness and venery”, but Archdeacon Hugh Owen’s Some account of the ancient and present state of Shrewsbury (1808) describes it as “called Grope, or the Dark Lane”. As a result of these differing accounts, some local tour guides attribute the name to “feeling one’s way along a dark and narrow thoroughfare”.[34]

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I once floored a drunken soldier in Berlin with a right hook who thought it’d be funny to grab me between the legs and squeeze. FACT!

Some women do themselves no favours. And brand our entire gender with the whore vibe.

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