We are 20 miles from the North Sea and stuff is getting a bit feisty now.

He was called out on an emergency 8 hours ago and is still out.

I’ve burned all the wood and coal and I’m currently wearing my undergarments, two pairs of trousers, a jumper, a thick hoodie, and big woolly cardigan, an apron and a fleece. Inside the house!!!

Could be worse :o)