This has had me laughing quite a bit. Ever since I found out what “got wood” means.

Some call the King of Wands Tarot card ‘King Dang-a-Lang.’

In honour of Halloween – I’ll go all pagan and witchy.

A YEW wand/magic wand is supposed to be the most powerful WOOD wand a wizard wizzes with.

God’s Honest. Not making this up.

Waggle Yews Lang Dang Wizard Wands Tonight, lads :o)

Hey. It’s all here in plain sight. Don’t blame me!