Goosey Goosey Gander

I grew up with…

Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs

In the UK the verb To Goose someone means to touch their arse without invitation.

This happened to me in Berlin when I was 20. In uniform. Clearing a nightclub of a few hundred pissed soldiers. One of ’em got brave and “goosed” me.

I got angry and gave him a right hook. He was so Brahms & Liszt that he fell on his arse.

Great Success :o)

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