I don’t do red wine. Gives me a headache from hell with Thor’s hammer included.

If I was sophis-im-a-cated I’d be sipping, swilling and spitting.

But I’m a peasant. Like Gino and Eddy and Patsy.

Hey. Shoot me :o)

P.S. My first trip to the Savoy Hotel in London was with Jane, my brother’s wife.

We “dined” in the restaurant and I ordered Chardonnay. The girl brought it to us and gave a pour to taste. I asked – “What if I don’t like it?”

The girly sommelier said, “I’ll get you another bottle of something else.”

Simples :o)

P.P.S. I’ve not had a glass of wine for about 3 years now……Victim is me :o(