I know I’m just a LARP or NPC or Stupid Housewife – been called that enough times – and I’m only here to ruin everybody’s fun but…

Those churches and bell towers with empty holes in them?

HOW are they docking stations for Dirigibles?

Not even the biggest Church Organ in the WORLD could produce enough air to fill an airship.

So – in the Olde Worlde, they must have had a hydrogen vortex planted inside the towers to inflate their egos…sorry…airyships?

Please. I’m totally confused now and just asking for proof of claims so blithely and thoughtlessly thrown out to the World Wide Web.