This made me laugh out loud.

This morning I was on the Great Petrol Hunt – again! Like I’ve got the time to waste in queues with only one pump working and the great-British-panic- numpties filling their tanks to the brim.

Sheesh.

Why are people so selfish and entitled and rich enough to put £100 of fuel in their cars?

I had a little breakdown went I went 6 pence over my £10 bank note limit.

Thank goodness for the little tray thing by the handbrake that was full of 1 pence coins.

:o)