Water under the bridge.
Himself is over 50 and has had both a colonoscopy and THAT P.word exam.
I’m a girl and I laughed out loud.
Four pregnancies. Two live births. Yearly Cervical Scans. A cervical cancer scare. The laser and then a camera going places I DID NOT need to see on the TV in front of my innocent eyes. FFS. Change the channel, Doc?
I’ve been probed and stitched and invaded by surgical implements where no person should probe, invade or surge.
Billy sending flowers and love letters to his doctor for being slightly too intimate.
GAS & AIR, puhlease.
P.S. You don’t want to know where Matron put that daffodil :o)