When I was a NAAFI cleaner…Monday mornings were the worst. Cleaning the men’s bogs. With a gallon of bleach and at least three little blue blocks in each urinal. Why can’t pissed men piss straight?

Where was I ?

Oh. This the was the song of the moment. Eunice and I used to put the NAAFI sound system on MAXVOL as we played low-paid scrubbers :o)

P.S. How did they get muddy boot marks on the 12ft high ceiling? What do men do in the loo?

SMH :o(