This story has been so obfuscated over the years.

Clarkson IS a motor-gob. Everyone knows this.

My childhood dog – a Black Labrador – had this historical Black Lab name. Guy Gibson? Dambusters? Petwood Hotel?

Have y’all watched the final episode they did together?

Would you be peed off slightly when the team of hundreds behind you had already eaten and forgotten about you as you’d filmed hours and hours in mud and rain and BS?

So – WHY THE wtf did Hammond and May voluntarily decide to quit the Beeb after all this went down?

Mmmn. Mates STICK with MATES whatever happens?

Or maybe not in today’s world.

OH. I grew up with the Nursery Rhyme…Eeeny Meeny Miny Mo, catch a Nigger by the toe.