I washed my hair early this morning and tied it up because I had work to do.
When I do this, it can take all day for my hair to dry. Then I get asked :
You have a hairdryer, don’t you?
Why not dry your hair with that?
Because I hate doing that. It CAN dry all by itself!
What is the point of having a hairdryer then? What do you use it for?
Defrosting the freezer and drying paint when I’ve run out of patience, for goodness sake.
YOU ARE NOT QUITE NORMAL, ARE YOU?