Depending on how crabbity I am, the answer is either….

Fresh Air on “we have no bread so you’ll have to have” toast

OR

An Bean on an Breadcrumb

OR

SPAMSPAMSPAM.

If I’m in a non-crabbity mood, the answer is….

What would YOU like for tea, sweetheart?

I personally think that SPAM is made of 70% TROLL, 10% Narc, 20% Attention Whore and 40% Lonely Person :o)