Depending on how crabbity I am, the answer is either….
Fresh Air on “we have no bread so you’ll have to have” toast
An Bean on an Breadcrumb
If I’m in a non-crabbity mood, the answer is….
What would YOU like for tea, sweetheart?
I personally think that SPAM is made of 70% TROLL, 10% Narc, 20% Attention Whore and 40% Lonely Person :o)